This week's question. Why the hell is this popular?
London Bridge
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
when i come to the clubs, step aside
pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
v.i.p because you know i gotta shine
i'm fergie ferg
give me love you long time
all my girls get down on the floor
back to back drop it down real low
i'm such a lady but i'm dancing like a ho
because you know what, i don't give a fuck
so here we go!
(chorus (x2))
how come every time you come around
my london london bridge want to go down
like london london london want to go down
like london london london be going down
drinks start pouring
my speech start slurring
everybody start looking real good
the grey goose got the girl feeling loose
now i wishing that i didn't wear these shoes
it's like everytime i get up on the dude
paparazzi put my business in the news
and i'm gonna get up out my face (oh, shit)
before i turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
my lips make you want to have a taste (oh, shit)
you got that? i got the bass
(chorus x2)
4 comments:
For the life of me, I don't know. I count my blessings everyday that I take mass-transit and avoid the radio. This might even be an instance where I'm thankful that my TV doesn't have cable at the moment.
Come to think of it, I think I have successfully avoided this song. I don't think I've even HEARD the song. Thank heavens!
It's very much like a Shakespeare play.
His plays start off with a battle or ghosts or something big and scary to get everyone's attention..
The Fergie song starts off with her saying oh shit. Same thing.
I just hated myself enough to listen to this song. Wasn't the women's movement supposed to put an end to this sort of thing? Or was it about the right to choose to make god awful music about how you screw anything with a pair?
I must say I lost track sometime during the 90s.
At work today a lady was buying this cd for her 9 year old daughter. Yes, the girl was clearly not ten yet. I said to the woman, "And you are aware and okay that this is parental advisery?"
She said yes she was and it was probably fine. "It's just some swearing right? Nothing she hasn't heard before." Then she asked her daughter if it was anything she hadn't heard before. She daugther said it was fine. They bought it and left happily.
I can't wait til her daughter starts dressing and wearing makeup like a hooker. The moron will probably actually wonder where she learned how dress like that.
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