Here's the scenerio coming through your stereo. The rest of the crew has abandoned the ship via the lifepods and gotten away to a safe distance. You stayed behind on the bridge to make sure they enemy doesn't get access to the central computer. When they break down the doors and rush in
what do you say right before to set off the nuke sitting right behind you?
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Gentlemen, welcome to fight club.
BOOM!
(twirling the trigger in my fingers and staring at the floor)
"Hey baby can you bleed like me, (looks up and smiles) oh come on baby can't you bleed like me?"
BOOM!
Why do our questions and answers seem to involve fighting and/or mass destruction or death? Robot bodies? Fighting angels and demons?
Blowing up your ship?!
Where'd you even get a ship to blow up? And more importantly why is it so easily being invaded? Do you not have reasonable defensive measures? Some energy shields maybe? Can't you guys stop being guys for like two seconds so we can have a question that doesn't need to involve you going down a blaze of macho glory?
"Hey wanna see a cool trick? Watch
close. I can only do it once."
BOOM!
THIS IS MY PARTY! (ackward silence) THIS IS YOUR PARTY!
KER BOOM!
What the fuck is this shit? Don't you know who the fuck I AM? I'm the juggernaut BIT-
BOOM!
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