Monday, October 23, 2006

Heros (monday at nine on NBC) is the coolest thing ever since the last coolest thing ever! Things are starting to look up for me and my kingdom of dorkdom! Heros! Avatar: the last airbender!
Final Fantasy 12!
I've set a goal for myself! I accidentally started final fantasy tactics a few days ago then saw that final fantasy 12 is coming october 31. You can't play two games at once and you can't start another before you finished the last one. So, I have eight days to beat tactics! The clock is ticking!
Have no fear! Am I not the caged lightning? Did not the ancient scrolls foretell of my victory over all things Squaresoft? The game clock says I've been playing for roughly eight hours and I'm in the second chapter with five teleporting ninja knights. I have to work all day, but by the time I go to bed Tuesday I'll be starting chapter three with five teleporting ninja knights that cure themselves whenever they get hit!
Who dares doubt the ancient scrolls?!

3 comments:

Dragonrane said...

Did the ancient scrolls ever say anything about you getting a girlfriend? Or we they vague on that?

Dragonrane said...

What the fuck are you talking about?!
You've beaten that game like three times over the years. You're all but cheating. And since we do you even so much as go check the mail when it's raining?

Maybe I should drag you to a bar or something. Your gaming rants are seriously getting out of hand. Only Nate understands you and I bet he's just pretending.

Dragonrane said...

That's it. After you beat tactics I'm taking away your PS2 and you are using your powers for somethign constructive.
I don't care what, but you're not going to sit around playing video games anymore. Final Fantasy 12 can be a christmas present. You're spending way too much money as it is, you don't need another $50 game you'll only play once.