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3 comments:
Have you thought about turning off the tv? Or perhaps muting the commercials?
And I don't know what the big deal is. Women have it much worse when it comes to this sort of thing. Everytime I go shopping I'm told I'm not good enough in bed and I'm retarded when it comes to makeup.
Try being a girl for a week. I bet you couldn't take it.
Women probably do have it a bit worse, but that's not to say men are completely free of it. Mass media preys on our insecurites just as much as it does yours Dragonrane. How many fat, balding guys that can't get it up you think were frantically scribbling down that number at the end of the ad?
Correction, men used to have it easy but they wised up and now we have to read magazines as well.
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